Jo Brand Quotes

I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad...

I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and...

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. I...

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down th...

My dad's a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn't realise that.

One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This w...

God, what a depressing day that was and what an irony that Britain’s first female prime minister had...

My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That ...

My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into...

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright s...

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.

When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it ...

Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything s...